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slurp-o-saurus

A woman under the age of 30 who takes pride in the fact she has no gag-reflex. She will get you off 100% of the time and will stop at nothing to make sure you're satisfied. However, she sucks away 1% of your soul, but adds 1yr to your life everytime you orgasm. (Also, legs may stop working for 5-10 minutes post nut) Careful.
Don't drive Susan home bro, she's a slurp-o-saurus. She gave me roadhead last week and I almost wrecked my car because my damn legs stopped working!
by Sloppynukes May 7, 2018
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dude-o-rama

A dude who is one of the coolest dudes you know and not seen for a while, like "the dude" in the Big Lebowski.

also used when meeting up with several dudes at once.
Dude-o-rama!!!!!...it been so long.

Jenna Jameson is about to get triple stuffed in every hole so she exclaimed "Dude-o-rama!!!"
by the dudeorama July 23, 2010
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grump 'o' lantern

The act of receiving head while shitting-except instead of shitting in a toilet you shit into a jack 'o' lantern. Most often occurs around Halloween
Dude I ain't gay or nothing, but that 11 year old boy dressed as Frodo just gave me a wicked grump 'o' lantern. Good old Jack now has a shit eating grin-literally. Happy Halloween!
by frodo baggy sack November 7, 2009
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Lydia O Connor

A big smelly whore who goes out to a new boy everyday she’s a twig cause all the drugs she does the crackhead and was left at home cause her parents don’t love her
Lydia are you coming out

Her- No I already went out to u cause I’m a whore
Lydia O Connor is a whore but funny
Lol
by LydiaOConnorHatePage January 2, 2022
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man o lantern

when you are in the closet masturbating and you shove the flash light up your ass there for you have the newly designed man o lantern
by slimdick September 11, 2016
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O Daddy Slump

I’m completely in an O Daddy Slump right now.
by BigDawwg769 May 19, 2022
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sweet j o

Sweet jerk off.

When a man masturbates and claims it was really "good".
by kipsix October 28, 2010
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