when you are in the closet masturbating and you shove the flash light up your ass there for you have the newly designed man o lantern
by slimdick September 11, 2016
Get the man o lanternmug. Also known as cranberry log, is the cranberry sauce bought in a tin and served in the log shape it comes out in, preferably still bearing the indentations of the tin. It is part of a traditional holiday turkey meal, both at Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Boyfriend: Your mom forgot to mash up the cranberry sauce from the tin...
Girlfriend: No, that's the traditional cran-o-log.
Girlfriend: No, that's the traditional cran-o-log.
by historically_defined December 16, 2009
Get the Cran-o-logmug. Is a noun for a fish sandwich, but instead of adding fish you simply replace it with your cock.
Ingredients: Two pieces of bread, tartar sauce, cheese, and your cock.
Ingredients: Two pieces of bread, tartar sauce, cheese, and your cock.
by BoyBoyBaggins February 26, 2021
Get the Filet O’ Cockmug. by fix america first January 17, 2014
Get the o-ring damagemug. A woman under the age of 30 who takes pride in the fact she has no gag-reflex. She will get you off 100% of the time and will stop at nothing to make sure you're satisfied. However, she sucks away 1% of your soul, but adds 1yr to your life everytime you orgasm. (Also, legs may stop working for 5-10 minutes post nut) Careful.
Don't drive Susan home bro, she's a slurp-o-saurus. She gave me roadhead last week and I almost wrecked my car because my damn legs stopped working!
by Sloppynukes May 7, 2018
Get the slurp-o-saurusmug. When someone tells a really funny joke, and some poor kid has jell-o in their mouth. The result is jell-o sprayed all over a lunch room.
by Peeko Yin July 14, 2011
Get the Jell-o Spraymug. When you take an explosive shit and the whole toilet bowl is splattered with pieces of feces including the underside of the seat. Can also leave you with Mexican asshole. Very common in gas stations or airport restrooms.
by sir crank alot December 16, 2018
Get the Splat-o-grammug.