One Two

A one-two is a term used in football to indicate a pass towards another teammate.

Messi does a One Two, to not let the opposite team have the ball.

by gangsterbob September 24, 2025

Guatemalan Number Two

When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen

I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.

by hokiefez March 18, 2022

Two Twea Zah

Your friend who gets a little too hammered from two Twisted Teas. And he’s absolutely nic sick off the Geek Bar

Two Twea Zah will never be able to out-drink me.

Do you want to go share a tea with Two Twea Zah?

by marshmello999 December 19, 2024

Tinder Rule of Two

This term is a universal rule of probability. The rule states that whenever there is a picture on a dating app that contains two girls, with one of them being significantly more attractive than the other, the person whose profile you're swiping is the less attractive of the two.

When I saw Isabella pictures on Tinder I got excited when I thought she was the hot girl on the right....turns out I fell victim to the Tinder Rule of Two.

by Babiyodah September 18, 2023

The Valley Between Two Hills

the valley between two hills is a name for either the cleavage or the gap between the pair of boobs or tits on a woman.

My good sir, have you taken a gander how deep the valley between two hills is on that lovely maiden by the bay.

by theBROOKESEY June 25, 2016

two-second fight

A fight, generally started by an inexperienced fighter, against a much more experienced fighter, which ends in roughly two seconds

An idiot on the street picked a fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a two-second fight.

by youngleftyguy March 8, 2021

two baw hummer

The act of taking both the scrotum and testicles in one's mouth while humming. Usually accompanied by masturbating the hummee

Last night was awesome min, wee Sally gave me a two baw hummer and I came all over her hair

by Justascot December 10, 2020