Shit in a bag

An expression to describe frustration with an idea or a situation that is equivalent to needing to taking a shit without a toilet.

Rory: "Courtney, we missed our bus stop."
Courtney:" Well, I'll just shit in a bag..."

by Luke1705 April 15, 2017

Shit Snake

A long and glorious shit that often clogs the toilet.

"I need a plunger to fight this massive shit snake!"

by FLAMINGEPICNUKEFAIL November 15, 2016

Sandwich Shit

When you take a bite out of a sandwich and everything inside moves to the back, eventually falling out.

Girl (upon seeing meat laying on a plate not in between the bread): Babe what happened to the sandwich I made you?

Guy: Sandwich shit!

by mrincredible September 10, 2012

shit office

A poor, suboptimal office. According to the short film, "The House that Drips Blood on Alex", a shit office does not exist.

There is no such thing as a shit office Thomas!

by aren55555 December 2, 2010

Mondo-shit

A thin sheet of bright green diarrhea coating in side a toilet bowl after take a long hard shit

Damn I hand to take a mondo-shit

by Uncle rosco July 5, 2018

dire shits

Something that is generally bad. It can also pertain to episodes of excessive shitting after a night of heavy drinking.

Man this cafeteria food is the dire shits and gives me the dire shits too.

by Piowl September 7, 2014

Shit card

An imaginary card given to a person after they let you take a shit at your house, valid for them to take a shit at your house as a way of repaying them for owning their toilet.

Sorry man I just violated your toilet, you def have one of my shit cards.

That motherfucker Chris takes a shit every time he comes over here he owes me like 50 shit cards.

by Bagelmeal88 May 21, 2013