mattie j

A pussy ass bitch, who has a small dick.

Damn, jeffrey is a real mattie j.

by SuzieMom December 24, 2017

J Chan

A boozer

- Yo, where is J Chan?
- Prob boozing.

by Morbius606 April 08, 2025

CHASE J

SKUDD GOD!

Super sexy skud!

-Posted by Queen Beeee.G

BRO U KNOW CHASE J?
YEAAH HE SKUDDY ASF!

THE SKUDD GOD, THE SEXIEST SKUD

by Beee.G. November 30, 2021

PB&J face

The face you get Post Blow Job (as well as after chomping into a peanut butter and jelly sandwich): a look of pure ecstasy, punctuated by a silly grin. A look of supreme satisfaction.

Look at Jack, he's got that PB&J face again

by marplemarplemarple July 22, 2015

O. J. Simpson

See “guilty.”

O. J. Simpson is the textbook example of being guilty.

by BuffaloBillsFan2005 July 10, 2022

J-Wagg

One who stocks Mothers that have just had their baby within weeks prior.

She just had a kid last week. I'm going to J-Wagg her.

by Hefe Larsone September 27, 2007

J-Wagg

1. The act of accidentally shitting your pants.

Did you see Johnny? From the smell of him he must have J-Wagged in his pants.

Dude, Mark totally J-Wagged in his pants today.

by DustMasterrrrrrr January 30, 2011