Taps

Thick as pigs shit

You see that guy over there, I met him last night, and he’s taps…

by mugmcmug January 12, 2025

Tape Worm

I'm a producer and improver! I'm producing eggs and improving MY life with YOUR shit.

Hym "Don't be a tape worm! Join Jordan Peterson's 'Hustler's Academy'- Er, I mean, Andrew Tate's -Mikhaila Academy-- Er, I mean, join him in his coalition to silence and mind control dissidents so you can steal their shit and use it to shit out more of yourself."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2025

tappetstry of sound

Da overall cacophony dat you hear from an engine wif mechanical lifters.

I love da quirkily-attractive designs of da Chrysler turbine car and da Mazda rotary-power pickup, but they both lack da familiar tappetstry of sound when you lift da hood.

by QuacksO January 16, 2025

tapuch

To make idiotic decisions, act petty and selfish. If one is associated with this word or name, it is recommended to avoid such people or change one's name immediately. Perhaps get married and take your partners name.

He is so selfish. He's such a Tapuch.

by The First Man on Uranus January 17, 2025

tapping spoons

(verb.) hyper focusing on a task to an autistic degree. This is often seen when using the Animedoro technique for multiple hours for multiple days/weeks for a single task such as studying for an exam or certification.

Friend: "Hey. I haven't seen much of you lately outside of class the past week. What's up?"
You: "Hey. I've been tapping spoons studying for this certification. I'll be finished this Friday."

by A Common Guy January 17, 2025

Tapestry

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tapestry

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Tapping Elements

When a scientist walks into his lab, naked, and taps on the elements on the Periodic Table of Elements, commonly done to test how reactive they are to a farty party.

"Liam went into his lab and did some tapping elements on the tungsten, his analysis ; tungsten isn't very reactive to a farty party"

by TheElementalGuy February 8, 2025