Taking the lizard out on Sundays

One not being overly communicative about their sexual activities.

"No one would think you were fucking, you are like taking the lizard out on sundays"

by LizzardWithFatAssCheeks October 31, 2020

take her makeup off

Fuck her so hard that her makeup comes off.

Yeah, she wanted me to take her makeup off.

by Annamaybe December 21, 2019

take a vid

a threatening kind of guy asking a girl out and he likes ur uncle has shingles and he is a granny tranny

Griffin- “Tell her i like her, take a vid.”

by bdnd June 15, 2022

Take A Chill Pill

Its the thing Indians prescribe people when they're confused which white man is Mr MacAdams.

Indian guy: Mr McAdams, take a chill pill.

White guy: but I'm not Mr Mcadams!

by ThirstyCrow132 March 11, 2022

Take-off

1. The moment when a mind-altering substance begins to act in one's system.

2. The onset of the effect(s) of a mind-altering substance after its inhalation, ingestion or injection.

Dude, you'll definitely take-off before you finish smoking that giant blunt.

by m-fun December 15, 2019

take it there

a duel of wit and banter testing who can generate the most offensive but still funny line

we were playing take it there, and then she got all offended because I made a 3way joke about her sister

I thought we were playing take it there so I busted out my dead baby jokes, but apparently I misjudged that

by oc-la October 26, 2007

taking a bendis

To take a shit

I am taking a Bendis Flush

by Super Jedi Ninja Boy November 28, 2018