Penis Certification

1.Certification of authenticity of a penis.
2.Certification of the health of a penis.

1.I hate those lying gossip magazines, I've got penis certification, dammit!
2.Check my penis certifications out, Lourdes, I'm all safe!

by A$$LickaLowd October 1, 2008

Penis Stick

A penis stick, is a common work for a dildo.

Singular: Yo TuDz, see that guy over there . . . He used a penis stick on his bitch.

Plural: Sup TuDz, them manz ova dere is penis sticks.

by TuDz - October 25, 2008

penis logs

A phenomenon that is accomplished after the completed act of unprotected anal sex, and the urethra of the penis is backed up with shit, only to be removed by forcefully urinating and pushing the obstruction out, thus creating penis logs.

I just butt-fucked that bitch and now I'm shitting penis logs out my dick!

by sickfuckshitbrainz March 6, 2014

pocket penis

A pocket penis is when your dick is bigger than an elephants nose and can potentially crawl out of you pants pocket.

Damn i saw Jack walkin around with what looked like a pocket penis!

by jiggernuggen February 5, 2014

cheesy penis

When you are trying to get wip cream but you accidentally grab spray cheese and spray it on your dick to make things kinky

So Steve accidentally grabbed the spray cheese least night instead of wip cream, it tasted hecka nastttty.

He gave that cheesy penis...

by saggytaco March 12, 2015

penis mom

when your friends mom wants your penis really bad. Usually happens when you are very polite. It makes moms go crazy for your penis.

yo doode, u got a penis mom man, watch out bro

fuck

by Johnny Cracker 2.0 March 20, 2015

Pencil Penis

Ultra thin penis. Very long with sharp edge. But so then that if you bend it enough it will break.

Girl: how's your penis?
Joe: I have a pencil penis!
Girl: screw me now

by Mat rob November 25, 2016