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Milk

The stuff that comes out of the breast.
Or what your dad said he was gonna get before he cheated on your mum, and ran off.
The Stuff that you drank when u were little, Good old milk
And that comes out of ur mothers breast
And also, what your dad was gonna get before he abandoned you, and cheated on your mum/mom
by The champion of pog July 12, 2021
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squirrel milk

Is when a squirrel gets in your house and relieves himself in your cereal
by Patrick swayzie August 31, 2019
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Milk Wives

When nagging house wives put out a bunch of useless information on the interwebs. Milking is the act of removing milk

Milking is the act of getting information out of someone even if it is not true. They are all annoying flooding threads on fb groups that are stuck on repate = Milk Wives
Annoying house wives Angela, Lindsey, Lilith, Meranda, Lexi,Sara are defined as "Milk Wives." Who only uses people, to put out false information online about the people they hate online. In various facebook groups because they are all obsessive with nothing nothing nice to say.

Defined

Milk Wife

Milk Wives
You're a Milk Wife

You're being a Milk Wife
There is too many Milk Wives on FB spamming groups
by Justin Wolfstar November 13, 2020
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Squishy milk

JIMMY IS SQUISHY MILK🥵🥵🥵
by Poopoohead420 May 6, 2021
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Milking Blood

When you milk a meme or trend so hard that it draws blood on it and make it die much faster.
"Gee, people were really milking blood with that among us trend."
by Based Cow December 2, 2021
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milk

An item that will take a male parental unit (particularly of the African American variety), over 16 years to acquire from the grocery store.
Today, we gather to hereby postulate that milk is, contrary to popular belief, not only a beverage but rather a liquid which exists in a kind of quantum superposition, suspended between the contradicting states of broth and sauce. Although milk can be consumed as a beverage, another application of milk is to assist in the consumption of cereal. Of course, we know that cereal is obviously soup. This therefore elucidates the impression that milk is a broth in which the cereal is suspended - a kind of solvent - solute relationship, if you will. However, we also realise that if we possess more cereal than this broth, then the roles of solvent and solute will be reversed - that is, cereal will no longer be suspended in milk. Rather, milk will be suspended in cereal. We therefore conclude that in this state, milk becomes a kind of cereal sauce. Our next task is to conclude at what point this change occurs. We first observe the course of cereal soup consumption, (assuming that, of course, one begins consumption of cereal soup with more cereal than milk, and ends with more milk than cereal). We now observe that at the beginning of this process, milk takes the form of a sauce. However, by the end, milk has become a broth. We can now summarily conclude that contrary to all presently held presumptions, milk changes form from a sauce to a broth during the consumption of the soup.
by jiggler junior October 4, 2018
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get the milk-shakes

Da assorted twitching and shuddering dat happens when a moo-juice-loving individual runs out of his favorite libation, especially on a hot day or after strenuous activity.
I know da value of a GALLON OF GAS, so I never ask my family to make a special run to da supermarket just for a GALLON OF OAKHURST 2%, but I still majorly "get the milk-shakes" till we eventually do make our next grocery-shopping trip!
by QuacksO December 4, 2024
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