Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

Irish men.

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024

Play titty

Holding your cards close to your chest to keep others from seeing them.

Play titty with your cards so that your brother won't see them.

by Blue wiggle December 30, 2017

Play football

In Madden, punting or kicking on 4th down instead of running a normal play to get the first down.

"This game is too close, I gotta play football"

by darthgaber66 June 16, 2025

play

the state of being real or cool

"Keep it play" or "That is so play" are acceptable uses of the word play in this context

by Scroggzey July 29, 2008

Play It Closer

Waiting until closer to the time of the event to make an decision.

I guess we can't play Apex tonight. Wait let's "play it closer" before we say that.

by Callyce01 February 28, 2019

play-ratio

The ratio between amount of play (any type of sexual relation) and opportunities to get play fumbled. This number is often uncalculatable and must be positive. Used typically, as an indicator of a man's sexual fitness, although it could circumstantially apply to a woman.

Wow, I missed Sarah's "you up" text, my play-ratio is at an all time low. Why did I have to kill her?

by burlybiker April 24, 2022

Play Cards

A phrase to subtly request sex

Me: I’m bored, do you want to play cards

by The Rizzly Bear July 18, 2023