when you are married for longer than a year and your wife doesn't want sex any longer. These women mostly live in Wisconsin,Minnesota,Iowa
" Hows are you and Jill doing" Geoff asked "Fine other than I am married to a frozen tundra fish!" " You should have married Deb from Nevada"
by acrowsshadow71 May 13, 2010
Get the frozen tundra fishmug. by freewill December 16, 2011
Get the Fresh Fish Specialmug. A new yoga sensation on the verge of taking Europe by storm. Although its exact origins are unclear it is believed to have been created in woodlands near Kent, a county in the south of England, after years of dedication by an experimental yoga prodigy. Testing even for the most experienced yoga enthusiast and consisting of some unique moves fish juice yoga is the next big thing to hit the yoga world.
Fish Juice Yoga position include but not limited to: - (Video links to come)
Electric Eel (traditionally involves lots of shaking)
Clam Without Pearl (Thrusting and stretching legs as much as possible)
Clam With Pearl (Same as without pearl but arms must be crossed the whole time)
Stuck Turtle (Like a dog scratching it's back on a carpet)
Panicking Salmon (similar to Electric Ell but involves horizontal movement across the floor)
Peaceful Sea Horse (Full body stretch while moving back and forth on the tips of toes)
Electric Eel (traditionally involves lots of shaking)
Clam Without Pearl (Thrusting and stretching legs as much as possible)
Clam With Pearl (Same as without pearl but arms must be crossed the whole time)
Stuck Turtle (Like a dog scratching it's back on a carpet)
Panicking Salmon (similar to Electric Ell but involves horizontal movement across the floor)
Peaceful Sea Horse (Full body stretch while moving back and forth on the tips of toes)
by Liot October 2, 2013
Get the Fish Juice Yogamug. Ice Fishing camp is where men drink bourbon and shoot squirrels in shorts and flip flops in sub-zero temperatures
We told the wives we were going to ice fishing camp. I forgot my ice fishing gear at home, but I got my bourbon and shotguns.
by Bobby4x July 3, 2021
Get the Ice fishing campmug. Alan: Damn near lost my cock last week from frostbite
Mark: How the fuck did you get frostbite on your cock?
Alan: I did a Fargo Fish Fry on that hag I took home from the bar.
Mark: How the fuck did you get frostbite on your cock?
Alan: I did a Fargo Fish Fry on that hag I took home from the bar.
by Boner Butler May 11, 2016
Get the Fargo Fish Frymug. by Enoch Emery February 23, 2014
Get the Fishing After Midnightmug. When you have a fish in your mouth because you’re being publicly shamed for a crime you didn’t commit
by Wet.ermine September 27, 2022
Get the oh fish in the mouthmug.