facebook

1. to make a hard shoot in someones face

2. an expression you can read off sum1 face

3. a new expression for asking for head,blow job,knowledge,brains,neck,bj,

1. after a made basket in basketball yell out "FACEBOOK"

2. damn ya boy got that facebook right now he look like he gonna puke.

3. yo ma whats good with that facebook later

by facebook.com May 9, 2006

Facebook Rape

The act of over stimulating your Facebook friend rights through repeated profile postings, comments, pokings, and/or likings.

"He Facebook Raped the shit out of me!"

by ......... .......... ......... April 4, 2009

Facebook Escalation

When someone posts something to their facebook status and a thread evolves from it that escalates the status until commenters feel it necessary to seek out the poster by other means such as IM or even phone call.

Status Update: Girl 1 is 7 days in, and not looking back! :+).

Guy 1: ???
Girl 2: ???
Girl 2: haha...Guy 1 and I posted the same thing at the exact same time....Freaky!
Guy 1: I know, right? I barely hit enter when I got an email saying "Girl 2 also posted a comment"
Girl 2: Freaky! Great minds think alike! : )
Guy 1: Now if only Girl 1 was as fast to respond if we were :p
Girl 2: Maybe sometime next week we'll get a response :P 
Guy 1: A week? I don't have that kind of time!! Maybe I should call her?
Girl 2: Yeah, she might get back to you by Friday if you do that! Lol
Guy 1: I got ahold of her on IM! She claims she'll come respond!
Guy 1: This has become a classic case of Facebook Escalation!

by Andreyl April 4, 2009

Facebook

A place for sharing information. Specifically for people who like yellow starbursts!

yo dawg i like facebook!

by yellowstarburst November 2, 2010

Short-Term Facebooker

Someone who writes on someone's wall or comments on something on facebook and immeadietly forgets what he/she just said.

_ON FACEBOOK_

Rachael: "Happy hug a pianst day! *hugs *feels gross *hugs again"
Joel: "You feel gross when you hug me?"
Rachael: "umm, no, did I say that??"
Joel: "You're such a Short-Term Facebooker, rachael"

by theirishbeast777 February 12, 2010

Facebook Video War

An epic bloody battle where there are no rules. This is where you BRING IT with your crew. One on one is a fight this is WAR. This is the world of trash talkers. So, if you don't got game you don't belong here. Everyone is welcome excepts noobs who don't have what it takes.

What to bring for this battle:
-facebook account
-webcam
-your game
-your crew

SO BRING IT!!

~PakinRhymes

-1 new notification
-______ has recorded a new video on your wall
-O no he/she didn't!!
-SNAP SNAP SNAP (Z formation)
-whip out your webcam and start SPITTIN' FIRE

This is a Facebook Video War

by PakinRhymes January 25, 2009

Facebook

A hollow social media platform that is used for many very superficial, annoying, and addictive users to communicate on messages, post pictures and post comments about their personal lives numerous times daily that almost nobody doesn't give a crap about and users can face age or sex discrimination to minimize their chances of gaining a real-life job or increase their chances of getting fired from their jobs. To make matters worst, 50 million Facebook accounts were hacked, and were sold to corporate interests in the USA and even Russia to benefit from corrupted capitalism. In effect, multiple users deleted their Facebook permanently, and they are trying to sue and to incarcerate Mark Zuckerberg for violating their private information and fraudulence.

Facebook is going down as the most resented to destroy real-life social lives for everyone who are consuming it. Facebook needs to burn to the ground to restore our humanity within us, and to encourage more people to enjoy the outside world even it is more dangerous where a rapist or gunman is threatening people for dominance and have to urge to slay them out of hatred or greed. In all honesty, every social medias suck.

by TheUnknown21 January 27, 2020