eating dirty

Slang term used for the act of eating ass.

"What brings you to the ER tonight?"

"I was eating dirty and now I feel itchy!"

"OK. I'm going to test you for HIV."

by Hazel Street December 7, 2020

Eat your meat

My sister told me she’s gonna eat my meat (she’s 6)

Sis:yo imma eat your meat
Uncle:*zip noises*

by What’s a pseudonym? February 5, 2019

I'll eat your mangoes

Quite literally that they will eat your mangoes

Mess with me and I'll eat your mangoes

by clear misogyny April 30, 2020

eat musafer

a secret way of inviting the homies to have raging gay sex

“Hey Benedek come eat musafer”

by donbossbossov October 25, 2022

Donkey Eating Figs

A term used to describe a unbelievably funny moment that would cause you to die from laughing.

Man 1: *tells a hilarious joke*
Man 2: HAHAHAHA Donkey Eating Figs bro
Man 1: *Fucking dies*

by Cryphippus December 27, 2024

Girl who eats carrots

A Gold Diggin Broad, That’s down to suck her way to wherever she needs to get them other kinda karats. Feel me?

Jeff Bazos ex wife is a girl who eats carrots, Fosho!

by SinaloaJr June 9, 2021

Eating that shit up

Is when someone is enjoying something or someone to much

Josh was on FaceTime with a female while she was dancing, and he was eating that shit up.

by Chocolate chip cookie dough November 7, 2023