Brown dragon 

When someone shits on another person and someone nearby grabs the shit lights it on fire and throws it toward the next nearest persons butthole

Casey can't come to soccer practice because he got hit with a brown dragon and had to go to the hospital.

Brown dragon by Whiskeyjohndoe December 21, 2020

Brown Snowman 

A “Snow”man that you make during the winter when there isn’t much snow on the ground. Due to the lack of snow, it ends up being mostly dirt. Commonly mistaken for real Black men.

“Hey, you wanna go build a Brown Snowman?”
>Fuck that, just wait for more snow.

Brown Snowman by OneWholeGay December 25, 2020

brown bagging 

The act of intentionally oiling-up one's scrotum in order to leave an oil stain on something or someone.

Similar to greasy foods in brown paper bags, brown bagging often leaves an oil stain.

I greased up my balls ten minutes ago because I'm brown bagging my doctor during my physical today.

brown bagging by Anal Patisserie December 31, 2020

Brown'd

When a something is promised but never comes, despite the 1000's of people depending on you!

"I think the person has Brown'd it"

"Amazon have brown'd me..."

Brown'd by VolleyballBoxer January 8, 2021

Brown Jellyfish 

When a woman (or man) puts on a condom and their sexual partner shits on the condom and takes it off, and then proceeds to snort said condom and pulls it directly out of their mouth and repeats until the condom no longer has shit on it.

“Did you guys hear what Levin and Presley did last night? I heard they were just bored and did a brown jellyfish.”

Brown Jellyfish by Foxracinghats February 1, 2021

Brown spaghetti 

When you are eating ass so hard that his or her tapeworm come out his or her butt to look whats going on and you slurp it down

Man i feel so great, i finally ate brown spaghetti with Susan last night.

Brown spaghetti by Lollaby2069 February 9, 2021

Brown noise 

1. An unwanted, undesirable noise, similar to 'white noise' but commonly associated with people who TALK SHIT
2. A distracting noise which tends to cause confusion, disillusionment and temporary memory loss. Caused by simple, audacious imbeciles TALKING SHIT

Ben " did you remember that thing? "
Mike "shoot! I forgot it because my parents were spewing Brown Noise at me"

Brown noise by Michael Aurelius February 10, 2021