Jake Dufner: stop filming me when you come to my house to “apologize” and be a friend and do it man to man
Jeff Swift: does it anyway
Jake dufner: bro your brain dead
All jakes fans: fucking absolutely retarted fat mamas boy.
God damn 😂
Jeff Swift: does it anyway
Jake dufner: bro your brain dead
All jakes fans: fucking absolutely retarted fat mamas boy.
God damn 😂
by Jakes dad June 9, 2019
Get the Brain dead mug.The mental state you enter after watching so much porn that your brain starts to prefer pixels over people. Real sex? Meh. You'd rather scroll through endless tabs like a dopamine junkie on a mission.
by docepsilon May 29, 2025
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A condition where your main (or only) game is so disconnected from standard gameplay mechanics and development processes/timelines that your expectations for what’s “normal” in gaming become completely warped.
See Also: Sunk Cost Fallacy
See Also: Sunk Cost Fallacy
He said three months of development was fast. Bro’s got CIG Brain.
She said bugs are part of the charm and that release dates are ‘limiting.’ CIG Brain has fully set in.
She said bugs are part of the charm and that release dates are ‘limiting.’ CIG Brain has fully set in.
by Nulltoric June 10, 2025
Get the CIG Brain mug.A brain itch is when you forget something, and you can’t remember what it is. The only way to scratch the itch is to remember what you’ve forgotten.
Person 1: So as I was saying… oh damn. Brain itch.
Person 2: You were saying about making food
Person 1: THANK YOU. Brain itch scratched.
Person 2: You were saying about making food
Person 1: THANK YOU. Brain itch scratched.
by girlwithapisskink January 15, 2025
Get the Brain itch mug.The term "Smooth Brain" refers to someone unintelligent, or an action that could be classified as unintelligent. Neuroscientists believe that the more folds your brain has, the more surface area neurons have, thus, leading to higher intelligence. However, without these folds, there won't be as large of a surface area for your neurons, which leads to idiocy, or Smooth Brainedness.
"This buttery smooth brained idiot stuck a goddamn fork in the power outlet."
"That was the most smooth brained sentence I've ever stumbled across in my 25 years on this planet."
"That was the most smooth brained sentence I've ever stumbled across in my 25 years on this planet."
by Imagine Being Smooth Brained June 12, 2022
Get the Smooth Brain mug.One "floats a brain" by pulling your testicles out of the fly hole of your pants and proceed about your normal business without acknowledging the exposed genitals. This is typically done in bars or at parties.
I floated a brain at the party last weekend. I will be floating a brain this evening at the social function.
by bigEC July 19, 2014
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