brain

A necessary component of one's body that allows the user to form logical thoughts and perform actions. Recent studies report that people's sisters are the only known organisms that can live without a brain. Instead, inside their heads are pieces of big chungus's belly fat, which creates the power of stupidity which feeds their damned souls.

Doctor: What are your hobbies?
Stupid sister: NyAAaaAAaAA
Brother: What's wrong with her, Doc?
Doctor: I'm afraid she has no brain at all. I'm sorry. There's nothing we can do.

Brother: What's that like?
Docter: It's like she has autism and down syndrome and times that by 1000.

by xXNeedForWeedXx July 29, 2019

Drifter’s Brain

A term coined by the shared phenomenon that people who work in tech desire to quit their jobs and go live in the woods or return to nature. The idea that what tech work involves is so physically opposed to what we do as humans, that it compels us to change our lives dramatically and go live in the woods.

Shannon? She’s been here for 5 years already— she must have Drifter’s Brain by now.

by Rosemoth March 14, 2021

Brain Moment

1, An idea.

2, Brain fog.

OMG I JUST HAD A BRAIN MOMENT!

Ugh, sorry, Brain Moment.

by Krisdawaffle December 21, 2024

Brain Person

A person who doesn't use their brain, but is always in their head.

Brain Person example:
Not using brain: Ahh maybe I should eat these copper wires now.
Inside of head: I'm not capable of upholding productive habits; there must be something wrong with me.

by thawout May 11, 2025

iPhone brain

When you have a very big brain but in a different way.

Ririka has Galaxy brain.

Kanade has iPhone brain!

You know what galaxy mean?

"Smartphone."

by TransKitten June 1, 2024

Brain

Something you don’t have.

Person #1, “What’s a brain?”

Person #2, “Look it up on urban dictionary.”

by Bubinator November 18, 2020

Alan’s brain

Alan’brain is broken because of all the weed he smokes daily

He is polygamy

He had a lot of heartbreak history

But now he zoom on the girls en instagram , his brain is 100% active on that and girls like that

Alan’s brain is distucted because of all the weed he smoke

by Pauladetruitalanhahah November 21, 2021