Brain Laugh 

When you don’t have an audible laugh but instead just chuckle to yourself and acknowledge the joke in your head.

“Yeah sorry I thought it was funny, I just brain laughed”

Brain Laugh by Its not seth August 7, 2021

BrainFallOutitis 

A serious condition in which one's brain falls directly out of their skull, resulting in instant death and messy carpets. The primary cause is a deficit of squeezing the butts of petite females. As of this time there is no known cure, despite efforts to attempt using an ice cream scoop to plop the brains back into the skull.

"Man it sure is a shame that Trevor died of BrainFallOutitis. If only he'd had a butt to squeeze."

BrainFallOutitis by DefinitelyARealDoctor August 21, 2021

brainer 

The act of making a basic decision and bragging it's smart and unusual.

1- I'm worried about the high Covid infections atm so I'm wearing triple masks *smug face*

2- daamn, that's very smart brainer-boy

brainer by Kafka1 August 26, 2021

Brain Kissed 

WHEN SOMEONE YOU LOVE OR HAVE FEELINGS FOR, USES THAT FEELINGS ADVANTAGE, TO GET THEIR OWN PROFIT OR DESIRED ANYTHING,LEAVING YOU UNKNOWN JUST WITH A PITY KISS ON YOUR BRAIN AND A SCAR ON YOUR HEART

You and your girlfriend...dreams of touching stars and photos and what not
You: paying all the goals and completing the space ship

gf : cooking meals, groceries and Netflix (you pay)
you: flying a spaceship, dodging asteroids
gf: I'm hungry , are we there yet?
*not there but amazing view, far from earth, far from reality*
*nearly there!!*
BOOMM!! ----------Jhonny Sins in the trunk (Brain kissed moment)
you ; probably working for jhonny in the stars and yeah Brain kissed!

Brain Kissed by new slams August 28, 2021

brain stroke

WHEN URBAN DICTIONARY IS SO STUPID THE STUPITIDY YOUR BRAIN IS CONSUMING CAUSES YOU TO HAVE A STROKE IN YOUR BRAIN

GRAY WAS READING URBAN DICTIONARY AND HAD A BRAIN STROKE

brain stroke by UHdjjfkbihfce September 7, 2021

Brain 

I have a small one, what about yours?

Mine is small, but that girl has a big brain!

Brain by Princess Karen September 10, 2021

braincells 

something you dont have

Aye Oscar aint got no braincells

braincells by moaningkoala September 15, 2021