Native American Squash Blossom

A sexual act, originating in New Mexico, wherein the transexual woman mashes her penis in a self gratifying act of self immolation. The splatter is referred to as a blossom and traditionally left on the driveway of the first teacher to use one's desired pronouns.

Scar left Ms. Penelope a Native American Squash Blossom before going to the hospital for bottom surgery.

by Phrackster October 2, 2025

American Embarrassment Experience

The profound shame associated with being swindled out of your life savings by some shit college only to be offered a $40,000/year job after graduation, all while the faggot billionaire class squanders our tax dollars amongst themselves.

What a total and absolute disgrace the American Embarrassment Experience is! They found a way to bring back indentured servitude to America!

by Publius0987 October 30, 2025

American Frozen Funstick

A red white and blue dildo that is frozen that is later used for anal stimulation.

Casey loved it when i showed her my American frozen funstick, she even tried it herself.

by RNBWkitty July 12, 2016

american schools

a school but in america

homie:yo
quiet kid: hi
homie:you ugly foo get rid of ya yeeyee ass haircut
quiet kid: bouta become a new american schools

homie: tf that mean?
quiet kid: time for the firing range

by mexicanfoxnigga March 3, 2021

American Triathlon

An endurance sport similar to the Olympic Triathlon, however, instead of running, biking, and swimming, the disciplines competed in are Stock Car Racing (ie NASCAR,) Hot Dog Eating, and throwing (American) footballs through toilet seats.

I compete in American Triathlon events around the country.

by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025

As American as apple pie

A common word almost exclusively used to describe when you take something and claim it as your own, encapsulating the true American way... Committing purgery

"go to the principal's office your essay is as American as apple pie"

by Just a guy on a mission July 4, 2025

all-american bitch

Words from Olivia Rodrigo song all-American bitch

Olivia Rodrigo song. I’ve got class and integrity, just like the goddamn Kennedy I swear, with love to spare I, I forgive and I forget, I know my age and I act like it, I’m a perfect all-american bitch.

by njppp November 29, 2023