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Havana banana

This prank derives its name from its invention by US coast guard members stationed in Cuba. But its popularity has since spread throughout the civilized world.

It is performed by using a razor or other sharp instrument to open the peel of a banana without breaking the top. The fruit is then removed, preferably sucked out by an officer in front of his enlisted men. A turd of appropriate constancy and size is then re-inserted into the peel of the banana which is then placed back amongst non Hanava’d bananas. If possible, a cameraman should be placed in a position to observe the ensuing hilarity.
Dude, Joey got so drunk last night he almost ate his own Havana banana!!
by Feral fecal photos August 31, 2023
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olive oil banana

when you open a bottle of olive oil and accidentally stick your finger in the hole and olive oil squirts out.
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Banana Bimbo

A man dressing as a woman. A man who dresses in womens clothes is a male to female (MtF) crossdresser. A banana bimbo is often synonymous with the term transvestite and crossdresser and both only refer to the clothes a person is wearing without making any comment on which gender the person acts as.
The banana bimbo over there is showing their balls.

Did you catch a look at the banana bimbo that came out of the mens room?
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banana splinter

it's when you get something stuck in your dick
Man I was trying to give myself a piercing this weekend and ended up with a banana splinter
by lolghostu August 24, 2016
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Manana Banana

Continental-Plan tomorrow
I hope there's one Manana Banana left, this Resort sucks eh.
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Hot banana bread

Using warm monistat cream applied to the penis to treat a woman's yeast infection by having intercourse with her.
It was a bit chilly in the house and the wife was feeling frisky so I decided to give her the hot banana bread.
by Turtle dirt March 10, 2016
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Banana

NOT a penis....
"She had a banana... but she wasn't eating it"
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