fuck toe

When life gets you down, nothing brings a bigger smile to your face than switching up your curse words.

hey, fuck toe! you're in my way.

instead of using shit head, for fuck face.... use fuck toe.

by curseaway May 25, 2018

Fuck Sneeze

screaming the word fuck, similar to how a person would sneeze, in order to relieve anger or stress

"Hang on guys, I need to fuck sneeze real quick."
"Alright, go for it man."
"FUCK!"
"Feel better?"
"Yeah"

by itsUnfortunate February 23, 2015

Filter fucked

1. When one is so wasted that their filter (liver and kidneys) are in fact fucked. Persistent states of filter fucked can result in Keith Richards like bodily function or the lack thereof bearing the need for dialysis.

2. When you have embibed so much alcohol that you light the wrong end of your cigarette.

3. When the filter between your brain and your mouth fails to function.

1. I got so filter fucked last night I woke up yellow and my pee stunk like burnt coffee.

2. Filter fuck ME! Gimme another cigarette...

3. Sorry babe, didn't mean to say that Taylor Swift would be worth going to jail for, my filter's fucked.

by Mattyboyee June 29, 2008

Nipple fucking

When someone insert something into a nipple.

Mostly seen on absurd porn (mainly hentai).

You can learn more here nipplefucking.com.

He came into the tits of that girl after nipple fucking it by it's small hole.

by MaverickMorty September 7, 2018

Creepy Fuck

unsavory person who appears to have actions in mind which would be preceived to be creepy

A creepy fuck pulled up behind me as I parked at my house and did not get out or leave until I pulled off.

by kinda dad like May 30, 2017

Badge Fucking

When someone attending a conference looks at another attendees badge to determine their worth.

Hey! Stop badge fucking me!

by samacmcbride April 5, 2021

squish fuck

A needy little bitch who doesn't wear the pants in the relationship. A person who acts like they are king shit till they get home to get railed by a strap on. A person who buys expensive Body building supplements but is build like a bird. A person who loses their turn with their spouse.

That guy is a total squish fuck.

Don't act like a squish fuck.

Be a man, not a squish fuck.

by Chicken wizard July 25, 2017