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Playing the Bass clarinet

To lick your man’s penis, andeat your man’s ass while fingering his penis
She got me off playing the bass clarinet
by Bcmusic July 30, 2025
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Play Cards

A phrase to subtly request sex
Me: I’m bored, do you want to play cards
by The Rizzly Bear July 18, 2023
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play-ratio

The ratio between amount of play (any type of sexual relation) and opportunities to get play fumbled. This number is often uncalculatable and must be positive. Used typically, as an indicator of a man's sexual fitness, although it could circumstantially apply to a woman.
Wow, I missed Sarah's "you up" text, my play-ratio is at an all time low. Why did I have to kill her?
by burlybiker April 24, 2022
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Played

Played(Florida lingo): When he or she realized they fucked up😂💯
Cuhh I left the Grabba at the crib I played🤦🏾 ♂️
by #TankOffdatZaa February 6, 2023
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playing single note

"How I feel after playing a single note on guitar" is a phrase normally accompanied by a caricature of singer-song writer Kurt Cobain, that means that the person saying it feels like they are Kurt Cobain
The joke has been taken further now with people using caricatures of other musicians, normally with a caption along the lines of; "How I feel after playing a single (sound) on (instrument)"
1. How I feel after playing single note on guitar: (Kurt Cobain caricature)

2. How I feel after playing a single beat on drums: (Dave Grohl caricature)

3. How I feel after playing a single G note on piano: (Gerard Way caricature)

etc
by takingbackemily February 19, 2025
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Role Play

A sacred ritual in which how furries communicate which each other.
Role play example:

Furry 1: *Purrrs*
Furry 2: Gets Intrigued
by sqd.boii.hours October 15, 2019
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Played out

when something is obviously fake or fraudulent. As if it was written as a play for a stage, and then its 'played out'. It's 'acted out'.
Man1: "Man hollywood pedophiles been doing this shit for years, and nobody's talking about it"
Man2: "Yeah man it's played out"
Man1: "What do you mean, cuzz?"
Man2: "I mean they're all in on it, it's a performance, nobody is going to stop it because the people who can stop it are in on it."
by The Gainzer (From PA) September 2, 2020
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