Penis Spittoon 

A negative term referring to the mouth of an unsavory skankbeast.

Yo penis spittoon needs to stop soundin' off. Thats's yo mouf piece. Ding.

Penis Spittoon by The Unforgiven Spatula July 9, 2011

Penis too 

When someone admits they have two penises

Dude 1: Bro, I'ma be honest, Penis too

Penis too by casper43434245 August 22, 2011

penis chocking 

A sexual fetish that involves placing your penis beneath a wheel.

"Man, I have a thing for girls in wheelchairs."
"See that girl there? You should totally penis chock her."
"I agree. I really enjoy penis chocking, mmmhmm."

penis chocking by Impish July 30, 2012

Penis Embargo 

To give up on men, temporarily or permanently.

After a bad date Jessica decided she just had enough and declared a penis embargo.

Penis Embargo by Annimus November 11, 2012

penis robe 

another name for a condom

I forgot my penis robe, 18 years ago, that's how you were made son.

penis robe by tdog8675309 September 14, 2013

penis nuckle 

A large not in the middle of a penis

Lyle Flanagan has a penis nuckle

penis nuckle by Dumass 69 October 9, 2013

Penis bracelet

A device that wraps around a penis disabling its ability to produce semen. The purpose is to delay climax and increase sexual pleasure. It is usually made of sterling silver but can also be purchased in gold for the right price.

The man used a penis bracelet during sex in attempt to have a memorable duration.

Penis bracelet by Dr. Jerry Anderson October 19, 2013