Penis Stick

A penis stick, is a common work for a dildo.

Singular: Yo TuDz, see that guy over there . . . He used a penis stick on his bitch.

Plural: Sup TuDz, them manz ova dere is penis sticks.

by TuDz - October 25, 2008

Penis Certification

1.Certification of authenticity of a penis.
2.Certification of the health of a penis.

1.I hate those lying gossip magazines, I've got penis certification, dammit!
2.Check my penis certifications out, Lourdes, I'm all safe!

by A$$LickaLowd October 1, 2008

Small penis

A guy named Dawson

Tries to stick it in Hannah but she doesn't like small penis

by Connor mcvoy August 3, 2016

foot-penis

after having some hot and heavy sex for large durations of time, all the blood has rushed from the feet to the penis makin your feet icy as death....

ya after that 3 hours of awesome sex, not even socks could keep my from foot-penis from giving her chills

by sir cock December 30, 2010

penis swiper

one who likes penis so much that he dresses up as swiper from dora to "swipe" some penis.

Wow. The other day, i was getting a 12 taco party pack, and i walked out my front door, and a penis swiper swiped my penis.

by penisswipee999 April 12, 2011

Penis Slap

When you get physically, mentally or emotionally kicked in the penis rather than in the balls because you do not seem to have any.

ex. Tommy: Did you hear about the guy who got kicked in the balls?
Jill: Yeah he got penis slapped.

ex 2. Phil: Yo how was the game? I heard the other team lost.
Joe: Yeah it was penis slapping man! You should've been there.

by FlavioIsLove November 10, 2019

pocket penis

A pocket penis is when your dick is bigger than an elephants nose and can potentially crawl out of you pants pocket.

Damn i saw Jack walkin around with what looked like a pocket penis!

by jiggernuggen February 5, 2014