mr. muffins

Mr. Muffins is a cute and funny nickname for your partners genitals.

I wanna go down on Mr. Muffinstonight

by Johnmccarthy November 7, 2017

Muffon

when someone has said or done something silly but you cant fully insult them, simply for doing something cute.

someone : *pushes pull door* nyahhhh!
other person : you muffon

by cindchoo February 13, 2010

MuffnCake

THE MOST AMAZING DESSERT EVER!!! It is half muffin, half cupcake, half muff. Derived from muff, female seamen and another term for vagina. It is made from the muffin top, cupcake bottom, and muff center (muff is the best part). In case you do not have that good muff harvest, marshmallows will substitute. Apon eating a MuffnCake, one might announce, "Oh man I MUFFED!"

These MuffnCakes originated from the secret society of Muff. Do not ask to join, ITS A SECRET! Although, it is lead by the Muffmasters: MMS MMS MMF MMM MMK MMR

Warning: MuffnCakes do cause mufftastic reactions and vary per person.

Note: Best time to harvest muff is winter. Don't ask why, trust me you do not want to know.

That was a mufftastic MuffnCake!

by Master Muff December 4, 2010

Muffic

A terrific looking muffin top.

"Hey that woman has a muffic!"
'Yeah, she makes it look good!"

by iSchizoPhrenicLove January 19, 2012

Maffin

Somebody who uses a combination of martial arts and dance skills to intimidate people.

"Holy crap, that guy's pulling a maffin, let's get the hell out of here!"

by Jez B September 2, 2013

muffitt

The most handsome charming, sweet loving guy who has a huge cock and can make any girl wet with just one glance.

Look at that muffitt.

by 101500gurl February 27, 2017

Muffens

A Great Minecraft PvPer Everyone calls him Godly or Trash. He has fanbois and haters

Yo its muffens

by JeffTheJeff April 19, 2018