bear punching

punching a large gay man in the ass at your friend's bachelor party

I lost a paw bear punching at Dave's bachelor party.

by alchosulz June 20, 2011

stuffed bear

When Your Parents are divorced and dont bother interacting with you as a child and think a stuffed bear will change your life jokes on you it did if they didnt give you that piece of cotton you would probbably be unstable it helped you cope when your mom hit you, you talked to it for hours, you hugged it going to sleep, you treated it like the friend you never had and it treated you like a wonderfull friend and when the screaming gets bad you just hug your bear and everything becomes better some may say its stupid but to you it holds significance its even more important than the person who told you its stupid

person 1: he sleeps with his stuffed bear?
person 2: it keeps him from falling apart

by Emotionally Unavailable October 21, 2025

cheese bear

the biggest fags of all fags, you would never want a cheese bear in your life they’re usually fat too

hey is that cheese bear ?

cheese bear looks fat

by fuckingcoolassmf May 20, 2021

Claire Bear

if you ever meet a "Claire" , here are some things you should be aware of..,
shes going to be really sweet though some what shy at first, extremely fun to be around, a bad bitch and one of the prettiest heather's you'll ever meet. you'll look at her a few times in your life and think; "how did i get to be so lucky to have this girl in my life?" if your lucky enough to come across a Claire; try keep her cause shes sooo worth every second of your time and i can guaranteed she will make your day any day.

This is to my Best Friend. Ilysm Claire Bear, Happy 5 year anniversary Bestie! xx

by lesbofreak:) December 10, 2020

Bear

Bears are a deadly type of species. Most Bears are located in their natural habit in Russia. Most of this type of species like to live in cold dry areas, which are typical rural areas. Bears only like to prey on capitalists and imperialists while they pray for communism. Bears are very hostile if you go near one of their favorite Russian resources such as "Vodka, Ak-47s, fish and tanks", if you do go near one of these resources owned by a wild bear you will be dead. Bears are also closely related to the so called "Polar Bears" which they are more of socialists than communists and they are the Bear's number one rival. These two rivals will fight to the dead with AK's if they have too.
Sadly since the collapse of the great Soviet Union the number of Bears are slowly decreasing.

Capitalist - Dam those AK loving bears

Imperialist - Yeah, I'm going to steal one of their crates of vodka

Capitalist - Go ahead I'll help

Capitalist - Uh I think that Bea...

*Shoots Capitalist* - Bear
Imperialist - AAAAAAA WHAT THE ITS GOT A AK....

by Itellfactsandyouwilllistennow May 26, 2022

Mercy Bear

A beautiful girl inside and out. Her hair is always perfect. Her makeup is always perfect. Her outfits always EAT. Her personality is unmatched. She know just what to say and when to say it. Shes an amazing human being and is an angel sent from heaven. If you met Mercy Bear, you wouldn't know what to do without her.

Jorge: Wow Mercy Bear is so amazing and cool.

Dulce: Yes Yes, i love Mercy Bear shes perfect.

by StarFire08 January 4, 2025

Bear

1. A gay man with his Cub ( that is a boy)
2. An animal

1. Is that a bear in a dress I just saw with his Cub?
2. That bear attack me while I was walking

by 459395 February 20, 2022