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House Nazi

A friend that always says "My house, my rules".
Friend 1. "No, these are my Cool Ranch Doritos, go out and buy your own."
Friend 2. "I'm not gonna drive my car to a Walmart to get chips just give me some."
Friend 1. "My house, my rules."
Friend 2. "Oh you fucking house nazi, I'm outta here. Pull that stick out of your ass will ya'!"
by Xioxwolf October 12, 2016
mugGet the House Nazimug.

Carriage-housing

A suspicious two part act when one skips hand washing after a poop and goes strait for a bag of snacks shared by several people.
I'm pretty sure Rudyerd has been "carriage-housing" my bag of goldfish.
by CarriageMaster November 29, 2013
mugGet the Carriage-housingmug.

house pie

A term for a young woman from a rough background, who's various issues manifest themselves through substance abuse or promiscuity. Often, they work as cocktail waitresses, secretaries, or other jobs that require them to be subjugated by men. Generally very low self esteem
Oh, that waitress? The one that works at Oliver's? Oh yeah, she's fucked every guy in the neighborhood. She's the house pie!
by troutcreek June 4, 2010
mugGet the house piemug.

Full house

When she makes you finish in all three sexual practices
Well like i was saying terry, last night the missus treated me to a full house, and its not even my birthday
by The real mr grey March 13, 2019
mugGet the Full housemug.

Creeper House

A house in Minecraft that someone uses a creeper to build the base for. Usually very messy and hard to build with, but master builders can eventually build something with it. Similar to a TNT house.
"John: Lol dude is that a creeper house?

Jon: Yes *blushes*"
by Mjtmaster August 11, 2011
mugGet the Creeper Housemug.

Babymaker bouncy house

Oh boy, when she starts constantly saying, “You’re so sweet!” then you KNOW you ain’t gettin’ no turn in the babymaker bouncy house.
by ___Slang___Slinger___ March 23, 2024
mugGet the Babymaker bouncy housemug.

friends house poop

When you have to poop but your at a friends house and poop a lot and you will clog your friends toilet
Uh oh I have a friends house poop right now. Um can I go outside and use it!?!?
by I am your secret sister May 20, 2018
mugGet the friends house poopmug.

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