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Hairy Fish

He has a very long hairy fish.
by Hairy.Fish November 3, 2010
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Hairy

The term used to define the total mass of hairs on a body. Martyn Balfour is a good example of this phenonemon when all hair is overgrown and past the stage of "razor bladable" to cut. May result in loss of skin and extreeme head lice
Marytn Balfour is hairy
by Billy No Legs April 9, 2003
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hairy vaginas

this is when ladies are finished going through ppuberty and they have a bti to much hair down there and beleive me it turns guys on if you have more hair you will have more guys !!
when you see hairy vaginas you will look down to see a hole forest of bushes and a fuzzy caterpillar
by big bushy September 24, 2006
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Hairy Axe Wound

"janets hairy axe wound was desperate for a trim"
by marco November 16, 2003
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Hairy Asshole

A hairy ashhole is a chocolate starfish (the starfish being the anus, the chocolate being the shit) that has hair casually poking out from the surrounding premises. A hairy asshole is downright gross. Please visit you nearest bikini waxer. Hairy assholes are bad. Pretty much everyone has a hairy asshole, unless of course you are too anal (ha!) and you sit on the floor with a hand mirror and pluck them with the tweezers that your mother uses for her nose hairs. Girls also have hairy assholes, but they dont want to admit it. The hair may be fine or curly, thick or thin, blonde or brown, black or red. The hair may be long, short, or stubby.
Matt Justice is a hairy asshole. Matt Justice also has a hairy asshole because he IS a hairy asshole.
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hairy kernel

A large, firm booger that contains at least one visible nose hair.
With just one finger, Steve was able to locate and extract the hairy kernel that had been eluding him all meeting long.
by John E August 30, 2005
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Hairy Gumbers

Alternative reference for 'testicles and scrotum', most often mentioned after a man gets out of a long, hot, steamy shower. After extended exposure to high heat and humidity the ball sac gets loose, resembling chewed bubble gum that has been stretched out and covered in pubes.
After his time in the sauna, Larry's hairy gumbers were slapping the inside of his knees.
by the_fatrix69 July 10, 2010
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