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An Official Dead Game

A game that has 1,000 players or less on a consistent basis, is considered an official dead game. Fortnite, commonly known as a “dead game” by the degenerates.
Normal Person: *plays Fortnite*
Degenerate: *sees Normal Person playing Fortnite* OMG BRO FORTNITE IS SO DEAD, GET A LIFE!
Normal Person: Fortnite has over 1,000 players playing on a consistent basis, therefore it is NOT an official dead game.
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mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway 

jesus loves me
gosh im so glad mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

suck the green, oozing, syphilitic slime from an AIDS infected , necrophiliac fucked, dead faggot's ass 

a phrase used to make codes or practice typing, as it contains every word in the dictionary(almost).
Also an effective insult when said quickly, as it leaves the victim speachless.
make your own, I'm not typing it again

Dragging a dead body through the mud 

When after shitting, the power of the flush leaves many shit trails across the bottom off the bog in the direction of the U-Bend, resembling the trail left in the mud after dragging a body (possibly in a bag) across a muddy field
Nick: I think my detective wife may have solved the bathroom "whodunnit"
James: Really, what evidence did she use to solve such a henious crime?
Nick: Someone left mark's where they had been "Dragging a dead body through the mud"

I diagnose you with dead 

an intellectually Superior method of saying omae wa mou shindeiru
some faggot: "ha what a nerd"
you: "I diagnose you with dead"
some faggot: " NANI "

you: "simpleton"
*faggot dies*

wave a dead chicken 

to perform a task known to be ineffective simply to make it appear you are working to solve a problem.
i knew the proposal was way off base but i waved a dead chicken and corrected the spelling anyway.
wave a dead chicken by hidef March 29, 2004