"Hey Joe, some crack called asking for you."
"Thanks Mike, did she leave her name?"
"No, but from her voice it sounded like your sister."
"Thanks Mike, did she leave her name?"
"No, but from her voice it sounded like your sister."
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Get the Crack addict mug.My mom yelled at me about changing my oil in my car and twenty minutes later calmly let me know “dinner is ready I hope you have your appetite!” She’s such a crack head mom.
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Get the what's a crack mug.the space within Jesus' asshole otherwise known as a holy crack seeing as in an ordinary person said part of the body is also known as crack and referring to Jesus' holiness it is referred to as the holy crack.
Person 1: How would Jesus deal with unbelievers father.
Priest: Jesus would reveal unto them his holy crack.
Priest: Jesus would reveal unto them his holy crack.
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Get the Crack attack mug.Any female crackheads purse. They almost always have a few torch type lighters, razer blades, knifes for protection and a bunch of random junk. Crackheads seem to be attracted to shiny trinkets. And of course, condoms.
I looked in that bitchs crack purse and it was full of lighters, a big ass knife, a bunch of condoms and i cut my fucking finger on a razer blade. I'll probably get aids!!!
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