ur bro crow

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny combined

Each time this is used to roast someone a bro becomes a crow

Bob: Cod > Bf
Alex: Stfu ur mom gay lol
Bob: Ur dad lesbian
Alex: Ur granny tranny
Bob: Ur Bro Crow
Alex: *Burns to ashes*

by gay6969lol March 14, 2018

Ur bro a ho

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad a lesbian, ur granny a tranny, AND ur Grandpap a trap

person 1: ur mom gay
person 2: well ur dad a lesbian
person 1: ur granny a tranny
person 2: ur grandpap a trap
person 1: ur bro a ho
person 2: *gets sucked into a black hole to be utterly burnt to a crisp by roasts*

by ThornyMemes April 9, 2018

Aging Dude Bro

The typical popped collar, puka shell necklace wearing, iroc driving, bleach tipped hair rulers of the jockocracy that was high school in the late 90s/ early 2000s. They thought Enema of the State was the best album ever and Paris Hilton was hot. Now have giant beards, wear skinny jeans, sell insurance and long for the days when they were cool enough to dump pigs blood on Carrie at the prom.

31 year old woman “Do you still think Chris Evans is hot?”

32 year old woman “Yeah, but he’s kinda an Aging Dude Bro.”

by ElegantlyWasted February 21, 2019

Fully Sick Bro

Why did the leb go to hospital?

Cos he was fully sick, bro!!!

Leb1 : Hey Pauli, check out da WRX!
Leb2 : Woah bro! Fully sick!

by billus April 1, 2004

Super Smacked Bros.

The act of playing the Nintendo game Super Smash Bros. Melee, after having smoked copious amounts of marijuana. A variation involving having smoked hashish is known as Super Hash Bros.

Stoner #1: Dude, that was some dank ass weed!
Stoner #2: Hell yeah it was, I'm so high right now!
Stoner #1: Sweet, lets go play some Super Smacked Bros.!

by Mdip December 30, 2007

Two brew bro

One who has heterosexual tendencies only after drinking.

After drinking two Budweisers, Donny began questioning if he could pull off cargo shorts. He is a two brew bro.

by Dave Mocerra July 1, 2018

two seconds (bro)

the act one gives when wanting you to chill out either becuase you want to go or him to shut up when he is telling a gay story he wants to keep saying

ramzy, hury the fuck up lets go

two seconds bro

shut the fuck up and get in the car.

by GTS February 27, 2004