potato head

someone who is very stupid and has no common sense

my friend was a potato head when he washed his hands with sulfuric acid

by TheUrbanGod1 March 4, 2020

Potato wagon

This is a “curse” word that a child could use. Although it has a rather derogatory meaning, potato wagon is something a kid could say and nobody would bat an eye. Obviously grown ups can also use this.

Potato wagon is used to indicate that a teacher, most likely an elementary teacher, has a humongous behind.

*In a setting where children are present*

Parent A “So I went to the parent-teacher conference right.”
Parent B “Did it go well?”
Parent A “It did, nothing was wrong although the teacher had the biggest potato wagon i’ve ever seen before!”
Parent B “Was it really that big?”

Parent A “It was! When they turned around there was like an after effect of force and I almost flung backwards.”

by Skeeoung April 13, 2024

potato bastard

a person, specifically from Germany, who is said to be addicted to potatoes, and is an insult usually used by people from Southern Italy

why do you keep hanging out with that potato bastard, you konyaro?!

by threeperiods August 10, 2023

Saggy Potatoes

Where a girl has boobs like a sack of potatoes

Bro, look at them saggy potatoes

by Ors C March 12, 2015

Steak and Potatoes

The act of an individual defecating on a man’s ball sack and then licking it off in entirety.

Do you want steak and potatoes tonight?

I hope your hungry because your having steak and potatoes tonight.

by Foznovski June 11, 2022

food thai potatoes

a type of diarrhoea (diarrhea) that is very effective. It can kill u and even explode ur ass. It is hell. It is life.

Guy: PLEASE HELP ME I HAVE FOOD THAI POTATOES!!!

by orangasm February 2, 2020

potato shit

when birb and potato knish become one and you make potato knishes but then shit in them it’s pretty pog ikr

ayo potato shit wyd mamas

by levi da March 12, 2021