Forked wet Willy

A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.

I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.

by Brudda20231015 October 14, 2023

The wet thumb

When a person licks their thumb and then drawers patterns with the wet thumb on a bell end in a sexual way

That girl I met the other night gave me the wet thumb

by MrTinkerbel November 5, 2023

wet-hate

Having a reason to hate someone.

Not everyone has wet-hate to spread.

by MONKEY-JUNK April 7, 2024

Wet

Something that’s new, profound, or cool. Often used in a reactionary way to hearing something else.

“Did you hear about aquaman?”
“Yeah that movie is wet”

by Calsla January 4, 2019

Wet bush

Slang term for broccoli

“Mmmh that wet bush was good!”

by Coochiecooter September 1, 2019

Broken wet toenail

If you have a broken wet toenail, either you probably got out of a pool, or you are a sweaty 6th grade boy.

"Did you hear that Jonathan has a broken wet toenail? " "Ew, he's so sweaty and gross!" "Yeah, heard he's got scoliosis 😁👍🧨"

by Koomist February 23, 2021

Wet Wrigley

An over the pants blowjob, made famous for their popularity in Chicago’s Wrigleyville neighborhood.

She was shy to take of his pants and actually sleep with him, so she pleasured him over his pants by giving him a wet wrigley instead

by Jaywonified April 5, 2025