Brain

The part of the body that really doesnt know what it wants

Person: *plays some games/watches some videos*

Brain: "you should really do some work, you fatass"

Person: *starts doing some work*

Brain: "woah now, you need to take a break you workaholic"

Person: *takes brain out of skull*

Person: "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?!"

by KenternII October 18, 2021

Brain Fart

A "brain fart" refers to a temporary lapse in memory or judgment, like forgetting something simple or making a silly mistake

he had a brain fart and completely forgot his own phone number.

by Cruellanj March 25, 2025

brain

Something that the majority of the human population lacks, despite having evolved to increase its size.

Humanity is quite stupid. This is because TikTok removes people's brains.

by HackerDragon9999 May 16, 2025

Brain Muffin

A brain muffin is an original concept coming from you that is a detailed epiphany. It's akin to baking a muffin in the oven. It takes time and the right ingredients, and eventually a tasty treat.

These treats are thought-provoking ideas that are fresh-baked regularly. Think of them as idea stubs that could become an idea cake. (Generally, you'll develop brain muffins into something bigger, but you don't have to.)

I had a brain muffin today about how i can use peanut butter to get my dog to take his pill.

by Headcircus August 23, 2016

brain detergent

Any low quality liquor that can be consumed in large amounts to achieve the maximum level of shittiness.

"hey, let's pick up some brain detergent on the way home, that was an ice cold breakup"
"Alright champ, I'll score some Popov"

by LieBot March 30, 2009

brain-dead syndrome

a literal idiot. so dumb to the point they have brain-dead syndrome.

gage: look at mason, he’s a fuckin idiot hanging out with his cocaine dealers. i wonder if he has brain-dead syndrome?

mason: smh 🤦 ♂️

by himynameismason January 30, 2021

Brain

I don't have one (and sometimes others don't).

Mom: Think before you act
Me: Can't, I don't have a brain

by Asian clone #81738862 June 5, 2021