Google Time

When you have no idea what something is, so you Google it.

"I don't know shit about this. Google time "

by SoldYerSpy February 28, 2015

face time

shooting a basketball in the face of someone who was talking shit and making the shot.

bro you just got face timed.

by swiggityswog July 6, 2015

Teddy time

When you tell your mum your taking the dog out for a walk but you just shag it instead.

Mum I’m taking the dog for a bit of teddy time.

by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

crack time

A time that can range from 30 minutes to 4 hours when starting you'll be about 15 minutes unroll you show up or come round etc

Person1: hey what time will u be round

Person2: about 10 minutes
*2 hours later*
Person 1: you said 10 minutes

Person 2: yeah 10 minutes crack time

by Rachiie babii November 8, 2019

Time to shit

When you get so excited that your anxiety goes up and you shit every where

"So I am planning on going to Paris and I'm taking you with!" "OMG, guess its Time to Shit :

by Borkl December 5, 2019

gecko time!

when jacob minecraft shags his brothers gecko very badly. the gecko is always unsatisfied.
often jake bailey can be involved.

person 1: "Hey is jacob minecraft inside his brothers gecko?"
person 2: "yeah it must be gecko time!"

by urmumgae6969 December 23, 2019

morgan time

Basically a made up story about what you have been doing for the past 8 hours .usually told to the boss or the wife about how hard you’ve been working while hiding the fact that your tools have no scratches or finger prints on them.its a hole space where everything slows down except for the work clock . There is approximately 18.6 work minutes in a Morgan minute

Whats he been doing all day no work is done?
He’s been working on Morgan time .
Isn’t lunch only a half hour?

His clock runs on Morgan time

by Shupe May 7, 2019