rabbit ear tits

when your tits are narrow at the top, round at the bottom and hang flat down to your belly button

did you see tessa take her top off last night? damned if she didn't have some rabbit ear tits.

by the stank pit July 16, 2009

Tits McGee

Nickname used to describe a female friend who is constantly putting down males. Can also describe a woman in PMS.

Aaron: Man, did you hear Angie earlier? She kept telling me I was scum, and to be ashamed of my man-parts!

Leon: Oh great, here comes Tits McGee.

by lordacro January 26, 2007

off your tits

Very fucked up from substance abuse, can also be alcohol.

"That cunt is 'off his tits' in class every day."
"You were so 'off your tits' last night that you gave the taxi driver a $100 bill and said keep the change. Luckily I grabbed the money, but I yo' aint getting it back. Serve's yo' right for being so 'off tits'."

by Diego September 11, 2003

roundhouse tit to the face

when an exotic dancer winds up and aggressively smacks a customer across his/her face with a massive tit. this maneuver can be delivered as a single blow or as a series of strikes. A roundhouse tit to the face is not to be confused with a motorboat, which is less aggressive.

Hey man did you see that guy over there? He just got punished with a double D roundhouse tit to the face!

by RET123 January 19, 2009

windy wolf tits

tits that howl when they blow in the wind.

-"look at her tits blowing in the wind. ...and listen... they're howling!"

-"nice she has windy wolf tits."

by treeofshit December 5, 2009

as useless as tits on a bull

tits are not used on a bull because bulls do not produce milk. they are still there though.

a person that cannot do their job properly may be referred to as= as useless as tits on a bull.

by Tom Love February 2, 2007

Raging Tit Muffins

"Raging Tit Muffins!" is an expletive which can be considered to be synonymous to "Fucking Hell!" and "Oh, Sugar!" and in terms of offensiveness, perfectly bisecting these two expressions, similar to "Oh, bugger!".

Tit muffin is an American English name for a type of quick bread that is baked in small portions shaped like breasts, although they usually are not as sweet as breasts and generally lack frosting, much like breasts. There are many varieties and flavors of tit muffins made with a specific ingredient, the most common being a cherry on top. For example, a recipe in Swedish for "Tuttmuffins" can be found on www.tasteline.com.

There are several other variations, such as "Flaming Tit Muffins!", "Burning Tit Muffins!" and the gold standard amongst tit muffin-related swearing: "Cunting Tit Muffins!".

John has just got ready for a big date with Susan, who has just rung the doorbell. At that very moment, John's pen bursts, spilling so much black ink onto his lap that it looks like a diseased octopus has sicked up on his crotch.

"Raging Tit Muffins!" yelled John.

"John, are you okay?" called Susan, from the other side of the door, her voice filled with concern.

by Bobba99 March 11, 2012