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Take a Baldwin

In reference to Seattle Seahawks receiver Doug Baldwin during Superbowl 49 when he pretended to take a sh!t on the field in front of the entire world. "Taking a Baldwin" -- The act of humiliating yourself in a really public way during one of the most important moments of your life.
Did you see Jimmy take a Baldwin during the concert? He stood up there with a raging hardon the whole time. I wanted to crawl into a hole and die for him.
by DeenieWeenie February 6, 2015
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take my hand

Take my hand means to date the person aksing
Jim Crow :would you take my hand

Me:I would love too
by Theundergodu September 14, 2022
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Take Care Relationship

partners who are separated from contact, with one partner transmitted to check up on the other weekly/ bi-weekly while the others provides satisfactory, such as saying they miss you, showing you them with their partner normally and sexually, and both keeping a healthy distance
They have a take care relationship, don’t get involved
by Hklgxz March 25, 2023
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grandma taking a shower

when a big group no matter the race bukake a grandma in a retirement home
i went to go visit my grandma and i saw grandma taking a shower
by white fagggot April 28, 2023
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Taking an L

I had a 4 hour conversation with my dog after taking an L
by BayleyHeen January 1, 2022
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Take the L

1: A emote on Fortnite which toxic 9 year olds use.
2: (Literally) taking the Chicago "L" train.
3: Accept that you lost.
John: What did Alex do when he failed the school exam?
Zach: He said "I will take the L" and went on the Chicago "L" train.
by StandUserLeon April 15, 2021
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