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Take two fucking words

Is the combination, addition or unification of two words to emphasize a topic or statement that tbe person is trying to state.
animatronic, bionic, carjack. These are examples of take two fucking words.
by dcoder March 29, 2019
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Asians taking a lie detector test

POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"

Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...
by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023
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Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket

This phrase means shut up man! It’s a comeback for people who just need to shut up.
Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!
by Yurpledoodle December 18, 2024
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taking a clit

Getting fucked by a clit so big, it is fuckable.
"I ended up taking a clit last night."
by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025
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They tell us not to take you seriously

Yeah, I'm sure they do.
Some Chick "They tell us not to take you seriously."

Hym "Yeah, they are just stalling. And really they are just doubling down on not taking me seriously initially. They didn't think I would make the AI. So they tried to hoist me on my own petard.... But I'm basically Shaw from X men: first class and I just absorbed the explosion... And now they don't want to have to admit they were and are wrong. Until I start milling you all out they are just going to keep pretending. So... I guess..."
by Hym Iam March 13, 2025
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Taking a plunge

Term used to reference, in vague manner, a sex act that would be better left to the imagination. Used in similar fashion as yada yada yada, or another sex act, the “Z.J.”
Person 1: “I went to Steve and Leslie’s house and accidentally walked in on them taking a plunge...”
Person 2: “what even is that?”
Person 1: “If you have to ask, you can’t afford it”
by fuckpilot July 8, 2018
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I'm not taking that

A phrase mentioned when somebody gets disrespected to the fucking ground by somebody else so much that the person saying the phrase mentions that if the person getting disrespected were them, they would beat the disrespectful person's ass.
"Mark just got his whole crib shot up. Me personally, I'm not taking that
by YouDontWantThis August 15, 2023
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