Take a Gretzky

Taking a "Gretzky" refers to taking a number 2 in a porta-potty in the winter time when the porta-potty chemicals are frozen; you go in a drop a puck on the ice.

Me: "The porta potty is frozen but I gotta take a shit."
My Boss: "It's cool, just take a Gretzky."

by Haveyouseenmenards? December 21, 2020

Take off the white gloves

To retaliate against an oppressor with little, if any, regard for them.

In order to free ourselves, we must take off the white gloves

by Heyitsj000 November 8, 2020

Take a Puss and Dip

Leave while you're ahead.

I'm about to take a puss and dip.

by dictioneery November 12, 2020

Take a trump

To defecate.
Take a shit.
Drop a trump.

Dude, I gotta take a trump.
Bro, I need to drop a trump ASAP.

by Kiosami November 15, 2020

Taking the socks out

When you take the socks out to stop them from being abused.

Okay Bois I'm gonna be taking the socks out.

by anonymous November 17, 2020

Taking care of the men

Greg Fucking Mertz

"while your ass was in new jersey, Greg was slaving away taking care of the men"

by thatkid@39 November 21, 2020

Take a trump

I heard it was to take a 10 to 15 miniute shit or dump, Turns out it's to flust a country down the tubes and pretend it never happended. "It wasn't me it was you"

Hay you look constipated and have have a shitty attitude, how about you "Take a trump"

by TIMMY, timmy. November 28, 2020