No Piss The Bed September

An annual tradition, where one attempts to go through all of September without pissing the bed. If completed successfully, mommy will buy us chicky nuggies

Guy 1: Hey man, I totally failed No Piss the Bed September last night
Guy 2: Oh no! Mommy won’t buy you chicky nuggies now!

No Piss The Bed September by garnfeld October 6, 2020

Cat Piss Drinker 

An individual who enjoys only the finest of feline fluids. Someone who is just a heavily troubled individual with deep seeded problems.

Koko is such a Cat Piss Drinker, always throwing away his pay check on e-girls. I hope he can get it together and get out of his mother’s basement.

Cat Piss Drinker by The Actual Worst April 27, 2021

The Piss Disintegration Paradox 

A paradox explaining that if you sit in a puddle of your own piss for long enough, your legs will disintegrate.

Inferior Beta: Your piss won't disintegrate your legs.
Superior Intellectual: Yes it will according to The Piss Disintegration Paradox.

The Piss Disintegration Paradox by ThePissDisintegrationParadox July 31, 2022

antes de piss

after you pee you dribble a little in your underpants

guy1 goes to the bathroom and comes out with a couple wet spots
guy2 says "gwahaha you got some antes de piss goin on"

antes de piss by snowboardpunk April 13, 2008

Lay down and piss 

To urinate whilst laying down comfortably

Bouie likes to lay down and piss all day

Lay down and piss by Replacement Devin August 16, 2011

mississippi river horse piss 

Budweiser beer. The king of fag beers

In Colorado, we drink REAL BEER, not Mississippi River Horse Piss

Coors, miler, Busch, Mississippi River Horse Piss

mississippi river horse piss by F550 Powerstroke March 20, 2014

after sex piss 

When a dude goes to take a piss after having sex and the piss sprays off target, ie. on his leg, side of toilet, or floor.

Aw shit, I just got my after sex piss everywhere!

after sex piss by roundtuit February 9, 2018