Although a seemingly harmless and fun mash-up of two phrases (Herbert Hoover's campaign promise of prosperity "A chicken in every pot" and it's counterpart phrase, "He/she doesn't have a pot to piss in" meaning the poor bastard/bastardette is beyond broke), this phrase actually refers to those who will put a chicken in a pot for no good reason other than to urinate on the postmortem bird (sometimes referred to as "Chissing").
In a perfect world, Pierre Michel would have a chicken for every pot to piss in just so he wouldn't be alone in his deviance working the graveyard shift at the chicken restaurant.
by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie December 15, 2013
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cat piss smelling fuckhead

1) A person that compulsivily lies. 2) A person doped up telling lies.
When Al said "go get me that cat piss smelling fuckhead." He was referring to the politician from the neighboring camp. Johnny was a cat piss smelling fuckhead after shooting up heroin.
by NikeT1138 May 18, 2010
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Pissed Off UPS Man

"I heard Jon was a pissed off UPS man tuesday."
"Yeah... He almost ripped his dick off."
by Editor man March 04, 2008
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take the piss out of someone

to let the air out of their balloon, to mock/make fun of them. Customarily, shortened to just take the piss.
From the movie Snatch:

"take the piss out of someone" is abbreviated to "take the piss"

Boris the Blade: (mutters vague insults at Tony)

Bullet Tooth Tony: Don't take the piss (i.e., out of me), Boris!

Boris: Fuck you!

Tony: (empties the magazine of his Desert Eagle .50 into Boris)
by Roberto y Maria August 19, 2011
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Piss-You-Off-Hot

"Piss You Off Hot" is used to describe a girl who is so damn hot that it pisses you off.

Used in situations where being in the presence of a supremely attractive women is actually a hindrance to being able to enjoy one's self - either because you're already with a woman, or because the guy she's with is so obviously undeserving of being with such a babe that you can't ignore the injustice.
The blond girl across the restaurant looked potentially cute, although her boyfriend was a real slob, so I held out hope that she wasn't actually attractive. Later, she walked by my table, and dammit, she was piss-you-off-hot. The rest of the evening I was obsessed with trying to sneak peaks in direction. I couldn't even enjoy my dinner, much less make conversation with my date.
by jm2011 September 17, 2009
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rocky mountain goat piss

Noun.

The brand of beer known as Coors Light.
"No way I'm drinking that Rocky Mountain goat piss; pour me a Guinness."
by Frank Carter May 26, 2005
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PPA ( Piss Poor Attitude )

Way worse than a bad attitude its PPA ( Piss Poor Attitude) , usually brought on by shit head bosses, crappy parents, back stabbing friends. If you find yourself always negative and hating everyone... you probably have PPA ( Piss Poor Attitude) . So far there is no know cure.
by SpydurMonkey January 28, 2010
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