Car Douchebag

Those dudes that drive around at 3AM max fucking throttle with the loudest possible cars.

Person 1: "Damn I was trying to sleep but was woken up by some Car Douchebag"
Person 2: "Me too, he must've been driving around neighborhoods to fuck up everyone's sleep."

by RathboneTheGoldHoarder July 9, 2022

Car

Car go purr aahahha

Car is fat, orange, like lasagna.

I like cars

samesies
*insert image of cat*

by vixintoriq May 28, 2024

He parked his car in her barn.

He has put his plod (penis) in her lala (virgina).

Will: So, what did Joseph do last night with Mary?
Joe: He parked his car in her barn.

by RakingUpTheLeaves January 4, 2019

Legend car

A thing one races when starting in dirt oval track racing, or when being washed up in other types of dirt oval track racing. Example of other type: Speedcars/Midgets

Legend cars raced on the weekend, I would rather watch Juniors

by Patroln94 December 12, 2017

Car

Abbreviation for Can’t Actually Relate, used when a described situation is not relatable.

Dude, that Kanye and Taylor drama going on right now, really CAR.

by itsyaboilucas July 28, 2019

Car buddy

Someone who came be alone with they’re thoughts and when they get in car they automatically have to call someone to talk

*phone rings* you must need a car buddy that’s why you called me, yep

by Herk87 July 17, 2023

The Bucky car salad

The act of breathing through your mouth and not your nose when something smells really bad , to keep from vomiting.

"As Holly was cruising down the Seward Highway, getting stuck in several road construction stops. She noticed a strong odor coming from the back seat. She had to pull the Bucky car salad maneuver to keep from throwing up from all the dog crap stomped and smooshed all over the back seat by breathing through her mouth and not her nose.

by Buckysmom September 17, 2015