eat my john

The equivalent to "suck my dick."

"Dude you suck at Mario Kart"
"Eat my john."

by Nerf or Nothing96 January 16, 2018

eating your dutch cheese

When you’re visiting Candace Caverns and the proprietor delivers to you a small wheel of Gouda which you then consume.

I was drinking Pinot Noir and eating your Dutch cheese.

by Farva2000 January 21, 2024

Penguin eat maracas doomsday assualt sad

Best sentance ever

Nethamer said "Penguin eat maracas doomsday assualt sad"

by Nethamer October 4, 2020

Chalk Eating

Used to describe someone learning facts or gathering information.

Example 1: I've done chalk eating for hours in prepartion for the exam.
Example 2: You're giving me so much chalk to eat, slow down.

by ChalkEater1000 August 12, 2024

alfie eats pc

A name given to a person who is called Alfie who eats pcs

Alfie eats pc what a loser bro

by Woo yuy peel November 6, 2021

eat

just that girl

your outfit’s always eat

by anonymous December 6, 2023

eat my hitch

When you are driving a big ass dually and someone wants to ride your ass

Or

When you want someone to suck your dick (male) or eat your ass (female)

This dude in a tundra can eat my hitch!! Always riding my ass!!

by Big daddy van November 10, 2021