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baggage buffet

When you meet someone in dating that has so many issues, that's it's like a baggage buffet.
Oof - not moving forward with a relationship with that guy. He's got mommy issues, money problems, and he's not over his ex. He talks about her so much, I'm starting to wonder what she's up to now! And I literally cannot hear another story about his bad childhood. He's a baggage buffet. Pretty much undatable.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
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Snuffy Buffy

The act of which an individual places their nose and mouth between another individuals buttcheeks and blows outward to make a ripple effect in the booty.
"I woke up this morning and it feels like I've been Snuffy Buffed."

"Oh. Em. Gee. I heard that dude over their likes to snuffy buff."

"I've always been a snuffy buffy."
by Trend Setters000 December 17, 2023
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Green Buffet

See: Gravy SEAL.

A higher rank, in the make-believe military, these guys are potentially more dangerous. Delusion larpers on a spectrum somewhere between a gun-nuts and preppers. Prone to hate on gamers, airsoft/paintball players, and others because they use “real guns” instead; possibly in a controlled environment or even recklessly.
You got called out for flexing a participation trophy. You’re not even a Gravy SEAL, you’re a Green Buffet!
by ThisBruiser December 17, 2023
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behavior buffer

A strategy teachers done by teachers to correct bad behavior from students. This is done by placing badly behaved students around good or quiet students in hopes that the bad student will learn from the good student how to be good.
I can’t believe my seat got moved next to Jacob”

“Yeah he’s so loud and mean.”
“I feel like a behavior buffer.”
by That’s crazyyyyy January 3, 2024
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A Buffalo Bill FREAK

Charlotte Johnson, hey every body look at boobs with my daughter ly n Carters we have never done anything for this country. Not one thing. We like imagining Jimmy wanking his dick to his kidnapped grandsons child porn at the motel 6 in texas ,McKinney Texas!
by Alex phoenix February 8, 2024
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joe buffa day

day to celebrate the successes of joe craig buffa
November 23
Aidan Cinardi: Hey do u know what day it is
Rita Rose: It’s Joe Buffa Day!
by Joe Buffa November 17, 2023
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gobble buffer

Referring to a cock buffer.
Man: We need us a hungry gobble buffer for tonight!
by LX111101 November 23, 2023
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