Teddy Bear

A cuddly gay man who is very hairy, usually during sexual acts. Teddy bear/bear is mostly used as a pornography category.

Josh: What’s the best sex you’ve had before?

Kyle: I once had gay intercourse with a hairy teddy bear

Josh: Nice broooo

by Bltchsisgottea December 27, 2019

Polar bear

When you call someone, usually a female, a polar bear it means they a thick and haven't shaved

Guy 1: You see Jessica?

Guy 2: Yeah, she fine as hell, she's a polar bear

by vsaucefaggot August 17, 2020

Builder Bear

A safe Scp which actually gets along with the workers, and builds things. They have made two other versions of themself, both of which are keter class. One is made out of earlobes, and emits a high pitched scream which anyone within 50 meters of the screech will have earlobes form inside of thier throat, as they die of suffocating. The other is unknown to me, but any one else who knows it free to put it underneath my description!

Scientist: what’s that in the distance?
Other scientist: oh it’s just builder bear.
Scientist: what about that one?
Other scientists: OH SHIT ITS ITS VERSION RUN

by MirakatFursona January 24, 2025

Team bear

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Bob: is team bear cool
Jimmy:YESSSSSSSS

by Bob the builder has sex September 13, 2022

bear-chooser

A bear-chooser is a woman who would choose the bear over a man, in the in the viral social-media debate, "Man or bear" in which women consider whether they would prefer to be alone in the woods with a man or a bear.

Whoopi: I'm going with the bear also because the bear will not shoot me.
man: Oh, so you're a bear-chooser.

by artist6000 November 30, 2024

kairiki bear

A really good VOCALOID producer. Makes banger songs such as Venom (Vflower) and Angel (Meika Mikoto)

"Have you listened to the new kairiki bear song???"
"Yeah! It's called STARLY START and it's such a banger"
"Could listen to it for 2 hours straight"

by kurukur June 5, 2023

Green Bay bear hug

Hugging someone tightly, while holding an entire loaf of good cheddar cheese in one hand and a regulation football in the other, preferably while overlapping wrists or forearms behind the back of the receiver.

It was so good to see him that I ran right over and gave him a long, warm, Green Bay bear hug, then let him take a big bite off my loaf before falling back and passing him the ball, in a perfect, short spiral.

by GungaDan August 26, 2022