Wet Noodle

The act of shoving a flaccid penis into any orifice for sexual pleasure

Bro I went to dick my girl last night and all I could do was wet noodle it.

by IllegalPancake June 24, 2021

10 wet whistles and a big one

When something smells so horrid that you discribe it as:

Fucking aye it smells like 10 wet whistles and a big one

by biggersloshmonster April 28, 2025

Wet Hoover

The ill-advised attempt to get a major depressive individual out of bed by dumping water on them.

Yeah, my friend hasn't gotten out of bed for two weeks except to eat, so I gave them a "wet Hoover" to get them going today.

by Brotherhood501 July 22, 2023

wet nostril

a moisturized nose orifice

wow thats a moisturized nose orifice
oh you mean a wet nostril

by crabbyPattyFormula April 24, 2019

Wet

New York slang for drunk

I been drinking all night I’m wet af

by Wackyo April 26, 2020

wet dog

while having sex doggy style you stick your finger in your mouth then stick it in their ass.

Jose: I gave her the wet dog last night she was waggin her ass as soon as I put it in.
sean: omfg

by VillainSZN May 20, 2023

Wet Weed

A cowardly individual who uses their celebrity status to shield them from criticism; usually one who expresses opinions intended to be controversial that are founded in lies or ignorance, that they then will spinelessly avoid being put in the position of having to justify.

Owen Jones is such a wet weed!

by MisterGnu October 29, 2024