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Middle School

Staff that likes to suspend you for the most stupid and harmless shit ever (things like dancing, walking too fast, etc.

Teachers that won't stop shoving 10 pounds of homework down your throat.

The actual students. We have 9 types: The prep, jock, nerd, geek, social outcasts, post-pubescent, cool guys, teacher's pets, and bullies.
Prep: Spends money on middle school, get the best grades, etc. All around not too bad.
Jocks: The guys who don't know sh*t other than football.
Nerds: The snitches, to put it simply. Always get 100's in everything, and really like snitching on other people for no apparent reason.
Geeks: Personally, this is my favorite type. These are the guys that get fairly good grades, have really cool hobbies, and aren't social outcasts (nerds, we're looking at you). Fun to hang with.
Social Outcasts: The people who either don't approach anyone themselves, or no one approaches them, for varying reasons. Most likely found in the media center reading to their heart's content.
Post-pubescents: People who have no business being in middle school with how mature they are.
Teacher's Pets: Think of the nerd, only 100 times worse, and minus the good grades.
"Cool" guys: The people everyone hangs out with. Usually self-centered neurotics.
Bullies: No explanation necessary, only be prepared for things infinite times worse than in elementary. Also, 75% of them are black girls picking on scrawny whites for no apparent reason. To be assholes, I guess.
Person 1: I want to blow up my middle school.
Adult 1: I feel you. Middle school was bad for me, too.
Person 1: ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE??? IT WAS LIKE BURNING IN MOLTEN LAVA.
Adult 1: 0__0
by A Potato-loving Cactus September 8, 2016
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High School

The places your hell takes place
Jeremy : I hate high school

Mike : Me too
by TheHaterOfAllThings August 3, 2016
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preston school

A piece of shit school that doesn't know how to teach kids how to pass exams, the head of the school is an egg
Wow preston school is so shit
by stinkychinkychinesetakeawayman January 24, 2018
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High School

Your final years of hell. Here is a rundown of how you will probably spend the next 4 years.

9th Grade: your are a freshman sounds pretty cool right? Fuck no it doesn't you are the bait. You are made to throw the seniors tray away and make way for the seniors. They claim that is senior authority.

10th Grade: You are a sophmore but still not a senior. Shit! more work and homework.

11th Grade: almost there not a senior yet but still its fucking senior authority.

12th grade: your a senior and you are thanking the Lord that are you are finally done.
by One little hellian January 18, 2017
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Haygrove School

place where we can learn tons of interesting stuff.
Leaving feels horrible
even looking back

and even now
some do miss the place
even today

hell i wish i could
even now go back
loop back to time
please god

using the computers
so we can learn

what fun...
You go to haygrove school? thats a cool school

I want to die
by The shadows December 12, 2019
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Flight school

Synonymous with "pilot mill". A place where late teens and early twenties kids go in a futile attempt to get laid by flying airplanes. Generally produces subpar pilots and robots for regional airlines. Critical lack of stick and rudder skills.
Person 1: Did you see Joe went to flight school? He's 200k in debt making 33 grand per year at a regional.

Person 2: yeah, he's also still a virgin
by Pilotwhoisntoffended February 1, 2020
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High school

Did you go to high school today?
No I was at hell
by Smwkkwmenej February 29, 2020
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