by GETOFIT December 10, 2023
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I See the poor old dears that own the local post office and petrol station have started a takeaway out their side window. They're skinning a Turd as they won't get anymore customers....
by Lordlucan November 28, 2024
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He tried to kill himself many times because he is always rejected by women, even by his own daughter, who is the biggest whore in turkey.
He tried to kill himself many times because he is always rejected by women, even by his own daughter, who is the biggest whore in turkey.
by nobody.22 January 16, 2025
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Nah bro, she wasn’t the one… She wouldn’t take a twin engine turd with me.
Nah bro, she wasn’t the one… She wouldn’t take a twin engine turd with me.
by ChungyChan March 20, 2026
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by Faaarkenell September 16, 2025
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A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.
A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.
I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.
by Hieronymous June 24, 2025
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