Mustard top

An Asian Jew or also could be a Asian man with a uncircumcised below average penis

I tell ya what Jenny I had the best mustard top in my life

Second that fucking mustard top Jew tried to sell me undercooked chicken fried rice at double the price

by The first time you were able a October 2, 2023

Top Gobblin'

When the gooblety gobblety is so tip top, that she looks up at at you from slobin yo knob, and grins like a cretin.

Goblin
Gobblin'

Bro, she has a cute smile.

Nah bro, she was sucking my dick and looked up at me with the most treacherous grin.
I should've known she was a Top Gobblin'.

by BlueJuice October 6, 2023

Top waffle

If one were to be waffling, ie ‘talking rubbish’ or ‘talking nonsense’ , top waffle would mean that what they said is the highest form of nonsense

Nahhh Michael just told me he only ate 3 burgers today, but Jacob was with him & he ate 10! That was top waffle!

by Nwyk October 7, 2023

Top

LGBT person who gives in sexual stuff

She’s definitely a top
He’s definitely a top

by Blu24 October 16, 2019

Pop-top

A can in witch you stick you erected penis inside of

Aye man would you like to stick you penis in my pop-top

by Add me on Snapchat @cason_332 October 17, 2019

Top the cherry

when a girl is on her period and you smash that bitch.

I gotta top the cherry on chloe.

by Spedmuffins October 23, 2019

Big scary top

This phrase is used when a bottom or a furry wants to address a top. Usually used when a bottom (or furry) is intimidated or etc.

“Valley is such a big scary top! Eek!”
“I know right! She rweally scwary!”

by Lmaogetnoibed October 25, 2019