prosthetic penis

A dildo for men who have faulty "equipment"

Rudolph Giuliani must use a prosthetic penis, since he can't get it up. Funny how he needs to use a fake dick, when he happens to be a real dick!

by Amaretto Kramer November 28, 2006

soldier penis

When a man masturbates so much that it forms blisters, and later after forms calises on his penis.

Girl A: wow look at his biseps!

Girl B: I bet he has a soldier penis...

by I <3 justin bieber November 4, 2010

Awesome Penis

Awesome Penis: prounouced pey-nis

Simply a statement used to describe something awesome.

Will: I finally banged that chic in my writing class!
Shawn: That's awesome penis!

by Shwilliam May 20, 2010

Penis Wrap

When A McDonalds employee writes a penis on your snack wrap with your selected sauce.

"haha look at that mike drew a penis on that guys wrap!"
"lol I gave that girl a penis wrap

by Andyownedyou December 19, 2008

Penis Stud

A roommate who has flames self tattooed on his penis.

Roomy1: Check out this tattoo!
Roomy2: Your such a Penis Stud!

by MCgendraft November 20, 2013

Penis ants

A code name for an STD.

He was so dirty that I saw the penis ants coming out of his boxers.

by Bidds February 3, 2012

ES-Penis

ES-Penis is having the same person walk in on you all the time when you whip it out and try to take a piss. Science has yet to determine this phenomena as psychic, merely coincidence or homosexual attempts to lure one into a sexual act.

"God damn it! Every time I go to take a piss at work, Bruce walks into the john and uses the goddamn urinal next to me. How does he know when I gotta piss? Does he have ES-Penis?"

by xxxphitzc420xxx July 12, 2009