Penis enlarger 

a tube that is put over your penis then you cover the air hole then squeeze the pump which makes your penis bigger

I need to make my penis bigger to have sex with you so i will use a penis enlarger

Penis enlarger by Boobyfun2010 June 16, 2010

penis monger 

one who loves the penis

wow that penis monger sure does love the penis

penis monger by frankly honest March 24, 2008

penis up 

1. To commit wholeheartedly to a goal, usually drawing on all of one's courage.

2. To bring players forward in an attack-oriented formation in soccer.

1. Stop dreaming about telling your boss to fuck off. Just penis up and do it.

2. We're down 4 goals with 15 minutes left. Now is the time to penis up.

penis up by KevintheOH September 18, 2008

penis sneeze 

When a penis sneezes.When a penis ejaculates.

*atchu*

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penis sneeze by Haleigh April 12, 2005

penis platter 

A derogatory term for poorly cooked beef.

Christopher told Dick that he did not enjoy his rubbish penis platter.

penis platter by Asfandyarar January 25, 2008

Penis Koginos 

When a person, (usually a female) has lazy nipples and dents in their boobs. It comes from being titty fucked too much.

My best friend has a very bad case of Penis Koginos.

Penis Koginos by GoodHooker94 May 6, 2011

penis reader 

2 guys having a boner at the same time yet they live far from each other.

Skype conversation: "man mine just got up" "WHAT YOU TOO?!" "penis reader haha"

penis reader by korky1318 October 22, 2011