dojo brain

CTE brought on from hundreds of Tae Kwan Do kicks to the head.

Bob should have never taken up martial arts. He's angry about everything now that he's grown old, a clear symptom of dojo brain.

by anonymous February 8, 2023

lame brain

stupid person, a complete moron

- I simply don't get how Jack joined the police. It's obvious that he is a lame brain.

by stuknoxville May 22, 2024

Flame brain

Too fired to give a fuck.

Pheobe Easton, Michael Jones

You don’t even know what you’re talking about you flame brain

by Pheobe98 February 13, 2021

Brain Sex

The act of two or more individuals engaging in erudite, intellectually stimulating conversation that causes an orgasm-like reaction which includes 'symptoms' such as a boost in serotonin/dopamine and makes the individual(s) happy and enthusiastic to converse more, physical reactions (e.g accelerated heart rate, flushed, shivering/shaking).

Brain sex examples: a conversation between a couple where they have enthusiastic philosophical ramblings

- Made by Mati and Lola<3

by cereal_0301 January 10, 2022

diarrhea of the brain

sloppy drunken state when you can not be serious even if the situation calls for it.

corn has diarrhea of the brain.

your so annoying its like you have diarrhea of the brain

by neonpunk22 February 21, 2013

Beach Brain

When one has spent too much time at the beach and feels lazy and tired due to overexposure to the elements.

"Bruh, I spent all day at the beach chasin' them swells and now I have beach brain. I can't even think straight, hombre"

by dj bradford October 1, 2015

MJ Brain

A person who has a hard time thinking about other things besides cannabis.

Since the first toke, Terry has been a MJ Brain.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023