I'd like to bridge your buns right open 

A crass pickup line, typically directed at girls with the name Bridget (for the "Bridge" effect), but can apply to any girl (or guy if that's your bag). Means "I'd like to spread your buttcheeks apart and stick my male sex organ in your anus."

Man: What's your name, cutie?
Woman: Bridget.
Man: Oh yeah? I'd like to bridge your buns right open.
*Man gets a drink in the face and a hard kick in the crotch*

Meaghan's a waffle crapper, I'd bridge her buns right open.

I'd like to bridge your buns right open by Primo Jonez September 2, 2007

its on like donkey kong

Used to describe it's on and time to party big time.

Originated by Robert Mori of San Francisco, California 1980's.

Rob would close down his Arcade for the night he would grab a Colt 45 Tall Can slam it and scream its on like Donkey Kong. He would then proceed to go out and get wasted and try to get laid.

its on like donkey kong by Lisa P May 28, 2006

I don't like you in that way 

A nice girl’s way of trying to spare your male fragile ego instead of saying flat out that they don’t like you and probably want you to leave them alone.

Nice Guy: So do you like want to go on a date with me friday night? *man I really want a piece of that ass*

Nice Girl: I'm sorry Charlie, I don't like you in that way.
*This guy is creepy, I don't want to offend him, he might turn into one of those stalkers.*

I don't like you in that way by OneBadAsp October 29, 2006

lean like a cholo 

the name of a cool song that plays alot in southern California. While some call the song degrading and racist it is still fun to dance to. When you lean like a cholo

1. Put your elbows out and fists together.
2. Tilt your body back and forth from side to side.
3. You are now leaning like a cholo.

At the club I like to lean like a cholo while waiting for the bartender to get me my tecate.

lean like a cholo by money_shot27 September 14, 2007

Make like Seinfeld

Dictionary:

To depart from or leave while “being on top”
To depart from or leave while being the best in the industry
To depart from or leave while having the world in the “palm of your hand”
To depart from or leave before you decline in popularity or ability

Thesaurus:

Make like Kurt Cobain
Make like Michael Jordan

After Frank won the WSOP he decided to make like Seinfeld.

Make like Seinfeld by Dirtbag_420 April 22, 2006

i like penis 

I like penis

i like penis cuz im gay

i like penis by bush4s September 30, 2017

Bleeding like a stuck pig 

To bleed an extreme amount of blood. The expression likely comes from the method that farmers would slaughter their pigs. Pigs, when injured, release a bodily chemical that ends up making their meat taste bad. Because of that, farmers would stab the pig with a knife, specifically in an area that draws a lot of blood (such as the jugulars).

Did you see that dude get shot? He was bleeding like a stuck pig!

Bleeding like a stuck pig by CromBomb September 24, 2017